So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Someone signed my nipple.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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