she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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