I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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