Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
