38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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