This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
