you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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