I bet he comes in French.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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