If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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