sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
MIDGETS
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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