You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
