sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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