why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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