thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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