Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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