You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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