id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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