tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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