I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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