gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Less talking, more tequila
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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