He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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