Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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