so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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