I would go down on you faster than GM stock
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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