my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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