: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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