Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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