I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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