There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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