i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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