you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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