I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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