My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
