Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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