I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
