I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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