I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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