just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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