Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
as a side note pls kill me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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