i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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