dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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