O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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