did you get engaged???
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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