Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im six kinds of drunk right now
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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