i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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