oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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