physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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