Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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