I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just want to make out with him forever
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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