This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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