Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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