The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
